Yeah, so you know all those douchebags who fall on their faces on ABC’s hit show “Wipeout”? That could be me! I’ve never tried to apply for anything like this before, they had me fill out this whole long questionnaire about all kinds of stuff, such as specifying my skydiving skills on a scale of 1 to 7. It’d be awesome if they picked me… probably won’t happen, but I guess we’ll see. Wish me luck!